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17 Things Only A Computer Programmer Would Understand

Written by wyncode on 27th May 2015, 3:39 PM

#notparanoid
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Ah, the good old days when you could get right down to work and eat lots of cookies.

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This

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You CAN and you WILL
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Ahh, tradition

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Sometimes your brain just sees what it wants to see and there’s nothing you can do about it

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There will be no sleep until all your deadlines are met. And no cake either.

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This guy is clearly in the denial stage of debugging. Let’s give him some space while he works through it.

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This is how regular people think about computer programming. It’s a mystery.

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Shut up, Riker! You didn’t know what was wrong either until Geordi told you the answer.
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If I wanted to use it on your computer, I would have gone over there and done it.
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Those false cognates can be such a hassle.
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You can never understate how important it is to get the right tone in emails.
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The soothing sounds of a poorly sung rendition of Ave Maria are enough to calm anyone down, even solitary creatures like programmers.
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Even to experts, the world of programming can be a mysterious one.

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On the other hand, there is the great feeling of getting it right the first time.

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But, really, wouldn’t we all rather be playing Skyrim right now?
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